👉 Ah, Geico insurance business - it's like a funny little insurance company that prides itself on making car insurance so ridiculous, you'd think they're trying to sell slime instead of policies. They're the ones who turn your daily commute into a comedy routine with their "15 minutes more, 5% less" guarantee, but somehow manage to scare you off with terms like "Accident Commencement Fees" and "Collision Damage Waivers" as if they're the only ones understanding the nuances of life's chaotic dance.
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence using that catchy term: "The geico insurance business decided to charge a '15 minutes more, 5% less' fee just because I was late for my weekly yoga class."
